文字文字Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.
金錢非萬能, 信用卡猶在.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物, 因為它們很好吃.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水, 儘量和女友一起洗澡.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後都有一個女人;
每個不成功男人的背後都有兩個女人.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每個人都應該結婚, 畢竟, 快樂並不是生命的全部.

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人不會去結婚, 而當他們結了婚就也就不再聰明了.

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"你的未來取決於你的夢想", 所以趕快去睡覺吧.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有比每天早上起床更好的方式開始新的一天.