刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:

　　前台小姐:“hello.”

　　美国人:“hi.”

　　前台小姐:“you have what thing?”

　　美国人:“can you speak english?”

　　前台小姐:“if inot speak english,i am speaking what?”

　　美国人:“can anybody else speak english?”

　　前台小姐:“you yourself look .all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!”

　　美国人:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”

　　前台小姐:“shout what shout,quiet alittle,you one arth have what thing?”

　　美国人:“i want to speak to your head.”

　　前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come!”

　　美国人吐血。。。

用高考英语题一样考死他们