De good'n ol' phat mama US o' A is a da bomb 'hood, crackas' an' niggas' dreamhood; Comin' t' America gots been a goal fo' de bros around de globe.

But evathang gots a rule, America is a law 'hood, yo wannabe a playa t' represent da 'hood, yo'd betta follow da rule, o' yo gonna have a 9 up in yo Ebony ass. It ain't matta who yo are, ya' gonna arrive de destinashun as shun as yo obey da law. Dis is de beauty o' America, it is also da reason why we gangstas desperate t' cum t' dis 'hood. Bros an' sistas all ova da world dig deir livas as much as dey obey da law!

Twoloop Internashunul, Inc. represent de recruitment misshun on behalf o' dose hunga suckas t' do de headhuntin' overseas. Let's help yo t' make yo dream comin' true!

Twoloop Internashunul, Inc. gots representashun in de Beijin' 'hood so as t' suck all ya mofo's blood.

翻译版本:
In Chinglish:

America is a great country, people's dreamland; Coming to America has been a goal for the people around the globe.

But everything has a rule, America is a law country, you follow the rule of law, you achieve your goal. No matter who you are, you will arrive the destination as soon as you obey the law. This is the beauty of America, it is also the reason why we many people desperate to come to this land. People from all over the world enjoy their livers as much as they obey the law!

Twoloop International, Inc. conducts the recruitment mission on behalf of those hunger employers to do the headhunting overseas. Let us help you to make your dream coming true!!

Twoloop International Inc. has established Beijing office so as to make convenience for all of applicants.



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一些黑人英语（Ebonics）词汇：

phat mama: fat mama (mother). Having a fat mama is considered a good thing.

Da Bomb: "Da Bomb" means having and/or displaying great qualities. These qualities could be permanent such as "That 6-4 is da bomb" or temporary as in "Last night at da courts, Tyronne was da bomb!".
cracka: cracker. A "cracker" is a Caucasian. "Crackers" are usually stereotyped as rich suburban white males that drive BMW's and have wives named "Buffy".

nigga: nigger. It's OK for a nigger to call another nigger 'nigger', but it's NOT OK for a non-nigger (like Jackie Chan) to do that as he found out in the movie 'Rush Hour'.

Playa: A "playa" is a person (almost always male) that enjoys the company of many women.
represent: Represent is a verb. Most people go out and "represent" their home hood. In English "represent" usually refers to someone that is paid (like a politician or lawyer) to speak for the fee payer be it persons in a Congressman's district, or a defendant. In Ebonics, you "represent" for free. Most people when away from home are "representin" their hood. An example would be "Any playas here representin' L.B.C.?"
9: A 9 is a 9mm handgun. This is the preferred firearm of "gangstas" due to it's high firepower and capacity for 32 round clips, which are very well suited when performing drive-bys.
'hood: the beloved territory in which black people live.

mofo: motherfucker. When used between friends, it's a good thing. Otherwise, it's considered a cause for war.

看到这些东东,我自以为不错的英语受打击咯

There are dialects in the English language.