A variety of quotes from famous people on their opinion of sex and love. Moronland.net All-Star.


"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
--Tom Clancy


"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
--Steve Martin


"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Woody Allen


"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
--Rodney Dangerfield


"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
--Lynn Lavner


"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
--Matt Barry


"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--George Burns


"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other e eight are unimportant."
--George Burns


"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
--Sharon Stone


"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading."
--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)


"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-xxxx."
--Jack Nicholson


"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
--Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)


"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
--Robin Williams


"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
--Roseanne


"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
--Billy Crystal


"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
--Robert De Niro


"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
--Dustin Hoffman


"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
--Jerry Seinfeld


"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
--Rod Stewart


"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
--Robin Williams

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-xxxx."
--Jack Nicholson

这个搞笑......


"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading."
--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

这个......Steve Jobs ............呵呵

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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
--Robin Williams

这个我觉得特搞。。
bad boy robin williams~~

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"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--George Burns

这句是什么意思，看起来很搞笑的样子

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Woody Allen


我觉得这个不错
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"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
--Robert De Niro

原来是这样呀

好多英文我看不懂了

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引用第3楼laputa于2006-11-30 10:44发表的:


这句是什么意思，看起来很搞笑的样子

九十岁钻头就象软绳

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引用第7楼moomoomoo于2006-12-01 20:18发表的:

九十岁钻头就象软绳

shoot pool 是什么意思？

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引用第8楼laputa于2006-12-02 11:33发表的:


shoot pool 是什么意思？

我觉得是把女人的那地方比作pool,
把男人的比作绳子.
因为90岁的男的都很软了,而90岁的女的那地方应该很开阔.

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引用第9楼城市美于2006-12-02 11:42发表的:

我觉得是把女人的那地方比作pool,
把男人的比作绳子.
因为90岁的男的都很软了,而90岁的女的那地方应该很开阔.

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"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
--Billy Crystal

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引用第8楼laputa于2006-12-02 11:33发表的:


shoot pool 是什么意思？

应该是撞球的意思。
with rope....

你想想用绳子来撞球是根本撞不动的，无效的。
那么90 at sex 呵呵。。。。不也一样吗。。哈哈

都懒的看下去了啊

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引用第12楼k7zj于2006-12-05 13:16发表的:


应该是撞球的意思。
with rope....

.......

这个解释看上去更专业的样子，英语俗语真恼火