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5come5帮你背单词 [ education /edju:'keiən/ n. 教育,培养,训练 ]


joke~~~

A woman came out of her house and saw three old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said, "I don‘t think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."

"Is the man of the house home?", they asked. "No", she replied, "He‘s out." "Then we cannot come in", they replied. In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. "Go tell them I am home and invite them in!" The woman went out and invited the men in. "We do not go into a House together," they replied. "Why is that?" she asked.

One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, "and he is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."

The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!" His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don‘t we invite Success?" Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Wouldn‘t it be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love." "Let us heed our daughter-in-law‘s advice," said the husband to his wife. "Go out and invite Love to be our guest."

The woman went out and asked the three old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."

Love got up and started walking toward the house.

The other two also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"

The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would have stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!"



顶端 Posted: 2006-11-02 16:22 | [楼 主]
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5come5帮你背单词 [ yard /ja:d/ n. 码,院子,庭院 ]


it is funny
顶端 Posted: 2006-11-02 16:29 | [1 楼]
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5come5帮你背单词 [ pierce /piəs/ v. 刺穿,看穿,洞察 ]


joke?
No!
just a story~~~

神魔本一体,阴阳各两面.无神亦无魔,孤阴散独阳. 何为道,心也.何谓心,人也.何谓人,枯骨附血肉也.何谓天,地上也.何谓地,天下也.何谓万物轮回,天地不睛人心季季也.-------踏上远洋的征途

顶端 Posted: 2006-11-02 16:39 | [2 楼]
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it's a joke.what a joke
****** 江南七怪+马玉+洪七公+一灯大师+周伯通(教一个弱智儿童)==郭靖大侠  
****** 天下第一王重阳(教七个天资不错的小孩)==全真七子  
****** 全真七子×3 < 郭靖大侠  
****** 这就是王重阳盲目扩招的严重后果!!!
顶端 Posted: 2006-11-02 17:17 | [3 楼]
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这是个笑话吗?
只是一个故事吧
Give me a girl,i will fill the earth with baby
顶端 Posted: 2006-11-02 17:25 | [4 楼]
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5come5帮你背单词 [ duplicate /'dju:plikit/ vt. 复制,复写,使加倍;n. 复制品,副本 ]


what is the mean of joke...

bearmelon
顶端 Posted: 2006-11-02 17:50 | [5 楼]
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sounds reasonable..
but it is a story.....not a joke
终于还是要走了
什么也没留下
顶端 Posted: 2006-11-02 18:22 | [6 楼]
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just so so
欢迎参观植物手机链
https://192.168.2.8/bbs/read.php?tid=378012
顶端 Posted: 2006-11-02 18:53 | [7 楼]
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whenever and wherever,love is the most important part in our life!
No matter who you are,
we are friends now.
顶端 Posted: 2006-11-02 19:00 | [8 楼]
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Maybe it's not a joke!
顶端 Posted: 2006-11-03 19:03 | [9 楼]
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it is tell us that love will bright everything ,including success and wealth? Nevertheless,if you would not let your lover feel full,how can you feel love?
Sometime,I think ,bread is more important than love.
顶端 Posted: 2006-11-04 12:57 | [10 楼]
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5come5帮你背单词 [ alliance /ə'laiəns/ n. 结盟,联盟,联姻 ]


Quote:
引用第10楼侨光于2006-11-04 12:57发表的:
it is tell us that love will bright everything ,including success and wealth? Nevertheless,if you would not let your lover feel full,how can you feel love?
Sometime,I think ,bread is more important than love.

No bread ,no love.

空网卡全都卖完了,
润新下面的锅盔店不知还在不在,
如今我人在深圳
不知道青春在哪里

https://192.168.2.8/bbs/read.php?tid=328724&page=1&toread=1
顶端 Posted: 2006-11-04 20:10 | [11 楼]
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Quote:
引用第10楼侨光于2006-11-04 12:57发表的:
it is tell us that love will bright everything ,including success and wealth? Nevertheless,if you would not let your lover feel full,how can you feel love?
Sometime,I think ,bread is more important than love.


after all,we can't eat love...
1.有使用逼话的能力
2.有使用此能力的决心
顶端 Posted: 2006-11-04 20:52 | [12 楼]
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it's a comedic story ....
顶端 Posted: 2006-11-04 20:56 | [13 楼]
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yes, it is a joke.
the LZ made a joke on us, beat him```
顶端 Posted: 2006-11-04 20:58 | [14 楼]
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