Ro and Janelle: Stay classy.
It was a Friday night and I was ready to go out clubbing in the city. The time was 9:30.
I was with some friends and we were pre-gaming for about 2 hours so we were definately feeling good.
A cab rolled to pick us up at around 11:45.
We arrived at Club Guido and decided to get to work. Bumping and grinding girls like we took 4 grams of test. Flexing our arms in the middle of the dance floor.
Clothes were coming off. Panties were dropping. We decided it was time to pick some sluts up and take them back to our place.
We met 2 girls who were definately feeling us (and our penises keke).
One was named Janelle and the other was named Roshaunda.
They were hot.
We called for another cab and decided to pick up a steak on the way home because I was really hungry.
After leaving the grocery store, we made our journey back home.
One of the guys we were with (we'll call him Paul), had his hands in Janelle's pants the whole ride home and she was getting wet (as if she wasn't already wet enough from seeing us).
They were making out together and Ro was all over myself and another friend (who we'll call Jack).
I decided to fire up the grill and cook the steak for all of us. It was a big nice New Yorker was VERY juicy. Definately got us all feeling good once we were smelling the grease burn from the kitchen.
Janelle was at this point already heated and looked very horny.
At this point, we all had a seat on the couch while Janelle was biting on Paul's ear.
We got into a discussion about corn, which in turn led to shitting. Us guys were curious as to know whether or not women really had enormous shits just like men do.
Janelle and Ro tried to convince us, but we weren't buying it.
All of the sudden, a smell erupted into the room.
It smelled of rotting flesh. First we thought it was the steak in the kitchen, so I went to check it.
When I got back, Ro said "excuse me".
She let out the most rotten, vile, potent and ultimately musty smell in the room and at that point, I definately believed what she was telling us earlier.
She had us all convinced that her farts stank, but did her shit smell too?
Within a flash of a camera, Janelle ran over to Ro.
It triggered her sex drive like a preying mantis emitting pheromones to alert the other sex that it was time.
And it was.
Ro began to pull down Janelle's top and suck on her perky nipples.
All of the guys in the room had erections and I walked into the kitchen to get my steak.
When I came back I witnessed something I've never seen in my entire life.
Actually it was two things.
The first was an amazing feat in itself. It was a girl shitting.
But the other part of it was what sent shock and disbelief to the faces of every male in the room.
They were shitting into a cup as if it was an artform.
I looked to Paul and gave him a weird look. (I was really wondering why the fuck he had been kissing her the whole night)
Ro and Janelle were now fully involved in doing scat.
No one really wants to talk about it, but when it's happening in front of you, it's one of the most amazing things in life.
It gets better.
Janelle and Ro decided they wanted to lick the shit from the cup and start mushing it through their teeth.
It reminded me of when I eat a bag of peanut M&M's and dice them up to shreds inside my mouth while motioning with my arm like I'm turning something next to my head (like a crank or a lever) and push the mushed up M&M's through my teeth with my toungue.
They were doing what I did in my childhood with M&M's with actual shit.
It shocked us all.
It was my first time seeing a girl shit and my first time seeing a girl eat shit. I guess you could say the steak started it all. Maybe somehow the smell triggered some gaseous release inside of Ro's colon.
One thing is for sure though -- girls.are.fucking.freaks
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