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5come5帮你背单词 [ poison /'poizn/ n. 毒药,毒物;v. 放毒,毒害 ]


Some English Jokes

1.Mr Goldsmith was shopping in an expensive London store.He was talking to a young male shop assistant. "I want someting unusual to give my beautifull eighteen-year-old daughter for her birthd-ay." The young man thought for a second, then said," Here is my phone number, sir!"

2. A famous film star went into a shop in a small town.
>"Haven't I see you some where before?" said the shop assistant.
  "In cinema, perhaps?"said the film star with a smile.
>"Maybe. Where do you usually sit?"

3.Dr Findlay was passing one of his patients in the street.
  "Hello, Mrs Metron. You haven't visited me for ages.
>"I know, doctor. I've been ill."

4."Doctor, my son have swallowed a bullet."
>"Well, don't  point him at me!"

5. "Now, has everyone read the chapter on Lord Nelson for homework?"
>"Yes, sir."
Kevin, in which battle did Lord Nelson die?
>"Er ,his last one, sir?
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-15 12:57 | [楼 主]
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5come5帮你背单词 [ disco // n. 迪斯科舞厅 ]


我是来学习的
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-15 13:05 | [1 楼]
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5come5帮你背单词 [ fever /'fi:və/ n. 发烧,发热,热病,狂热;vt. 使发烧,使发狂 ]


   
Just  so  so  ……
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-15 17:38 | [2 楼]
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Dr Findlay was passing one of his patients in the street.
  "Hello, Mrs Metron. You haven't visited me for ages.
>"I know, doctor. I've been ill."

this one is interesting..
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-18 09:48 | [3 楼]
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5come5帮你背单词 [ shield /i:ld/ n. 盾,护板;vt. 保护,防护 ]


I  do  not  kown  what  they  mean
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-18 09:58 | [4 楼]
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5come5帮你背单词 [ slap /slæp/ n. 耳光,掌击;vt. 打…一巴掌,猛地关(门等) ]


not a bit funny。。。
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-18 10:02 | [5 楼]
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5come5帮你背单词 [ storey /'sto:ri/ n. 层,楼 ]


Quote:
引用第0楼deadend于2007-11-15 12:57发表的 Some English Jokes :
1.Mr Goldsmith was shopping in an expensive London store.He was talking to a young male shop assistant. "I want someting unusual to give my beautifull eighteen-year-old daughter for her birthd-ay." The young man thought for a second, then said," Here is my phone number, sir!"

2. A famous film star went into a shop in a small town.
>"Haven't I see you some where before?" said the shop assistant.
  "In cinema, perhaps?"said the film star with a smile.
.......

A little bit funny.
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-18 20:19 | [6 楼]
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5come5帮你背单词 [ pink /piŋk/ n. 粉红色,桃红色;a. 粉红色的 ]


略有所懂
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-19 19:02 | [7 楼]
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5come5帮你背单词 [ sailor /'seilə/ n. 水手,海员 ]


LOL!
specially,the 2nd joke
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-19 19:30 | [8 楼]
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5come5帮你背单词 [ counsel /'kaunsəl/ n. & v. 劝告,律师,建议 ]


good storeys!
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-22 12:41 | [9 楼]
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5come5帮你背单词 [ shelf /elf/ n. 架子 ]


I can only understand little!
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-22 21:32 | [10 楼]
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5come5帮你背单词 [ math /mæθ/ n. 数学 ]


its funny!!
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-23 23:42 | [11 楼]
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5. "Now, has everyone read the chapter on Lord Nelson for homework?"
>"Yes, sir."
Kevin, in which battle did Lord Nelson die?
>"Er ,his last one, sir?
I realy think the student is so smart,if it were me,i wouldn't think it out.
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-26 19:54 | [12 楼]
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5come5帮你背单词 [ murmur /'mə:mə/ n. 低沉连续的声音,咕哝;v. 低声说话,咕哝 ]


some funny
顶端 Posted: 2007-12-01 10:34 | [13 楼]
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