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Dr Findlay was passing one of his patients in the street.
  "Hello, Mrs Metron. You haven't visited me for ages.
>"I know, doctor. I've been ill."

this one is interesting..

I  do  not  kown  what  they  mean

not a bit funny。。。

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引用第0楼deadend于2007-11-15 12:57发表的 Some English Jokes :
1.Mr Goldsmith was shopping in an expensive London store.He was talking to a young male shop assistant. "I want someting unusual to give my beautifull eighteen-year-old daughter for her birthd-ay." The young man thought for a second, then said," Here is my phone number, sir!"

2. A famous film star went into a shop in a small town.
>"Haven't I see you some where before?" said the shop assistant.
  "In cinema, perhaps?"said the film star with a smile.
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A little bit funny.

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LOL!
specially,the 2nd joke

good storeys!

I can only understand little!

its funny!!

5. "Now, has everyone read the chapter on Lord Nelson for homework?"
>"Yes, sir."
Kevin, in which battle did Lord Nelson die?
>"Er ,his last one, sir?
I realy think the student is so smart,if it were me,i wouldn't think it out.

some funny