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Some English Jokes

1.Mr Goldsmith was shopping in an expensive London store.He was talking to a young male shop assistant. "I want someting unusual to give my beautifull eighteen-year-old daughter for her birthd-ay." The young man thought for a second, then said," Here is my phone number, sir!"

2. A famous film star went into a shop in a small town.
>"Haven't I see you some where before?" said the shop assistant.
  "In cinema, perhaps?"said the film star with a smile.
>"Maybe. Where do you usually sit?"

3.Dr Findlay was passing one of his patients in the street.
  "Hello, Mrs Metron. You haven't visited me for ages.
>"I know, doctor. I've been ill."

4."Doctor, my son have swallowed a bullet."
>"Well, don't  point him at me!"

5. "Now, has everyone read the chapter on Lord Nelson for homework?"
>"Yes, sir."
Kevin, in which battle did Lord Nelson die?
>"Er ,his last one, sir?
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-15 12:57 | [楼 主]
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我是来学习的
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-15 13:05 | [1 楼]
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Just  so  so  ……
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-15 17:38 | [2 楼]
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Dr Findlay was passing one of his patients in the street.
  "Hello, Mrs Metron. You haven't visited me for ages.
>"I know, doctor. I've been ill."

this one is interesting..
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-18 09:48 | [3 楼]
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I  do  not  kown  what  they  mean
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-18 09:58 | [4 楼]
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not a bit funny。。。
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-18 10:02 | [5 楼]
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引用第0楼deadend于2007-11-15 12:57发表的 Some English Jokes :
1.Mr Goldsmith was shopping in an expensive London store.He was talking to a young male shop assistant. "I want someting unusual to give my beautifull eighteen-year-old daughter for her birthd-ay." The young man thought for a second, then said," Here is my phone number, sir!"

2. A famous film star went into a shop in a small town.
>"Haven't I see you some where before?" said the shop assistant.
  "In cinema, perhaps?"said the film star with a smile.
.......

A little bit funny.
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-18 20:19 | [6 楼]
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略有所懂
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-19 19:02 | [7 楼]
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LOL!
specially,the 2nd joke
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-19 19:30 | [8 楼]
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good storeys!
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-22 12:41 | [9 楼]
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I can only understand little!
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-22 21:32 | [10 楼]
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its funny!!
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-23 23:42 | [11 楼]
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5. "Now, has everyone read the chapter on Lord Nelson for homework?"
>"Yes, sir."
Kevin, in which battle did Lord Nelson die?
>"Er ,his last one, sir?
I realy think the student is so smart,if it were me,i wouldn't think it out.
顶端 Posted: 2007-11-26 19:54 | [12 楼]
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some funny
顶端 Posted: 2007-12-01 10:34 | [13 楼]
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