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愚人节精选英文短信 April fools day SMS / text messages

看看西方人怎么用短信整人 :)
How dare they fool you
If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
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99/100 idiots would try it.
Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

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U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
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I am your girlfriend is …
I am your girlfriend: (来源:英语学习gate户网站EnglishCN.com)
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Happy april fools day

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Someone misses you
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
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Cheese is Cheese , Butter is butter

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
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Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank
This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
(来源:英语问答中心 http://ask.englishcn.com)

The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.
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This is a VIRUS . . .
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN
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YOU ARE REALLY BITCH
U are a…
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

顶端 Posted: 2008-04-01 19:47 | [楼 主]
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