FUNNY RIDDLES
What’s the best system of book-keeping?
Never lend them.
Which is the fastest, heat or cold?
Heat, because you can catch cold.
Which driver never commits a traffic offense?
A screwdriver.
What sort of robbery is the easiest?
A safe robbery.
Why are policemen strong?
Because they can hold up traffic.
[ 此贴被channing在2007-11-01 23:33重新编辑 ]
